Doodle Logging

Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.

Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.

by Merchaholic March 5, 2020

dumpsy doodle

cute bowel movement

"Uh oh, I have to dumpsy doodle!"

by Dumspy Princess October 26, 2012

Doodle Poops

Entirely unintended and supplementary post shit farting.

I thought I was done, then I went back into the bedroom and had the worst doodle poops.

by MBadgerJ March 9, 2019

fluffer doodle

A fart basically.

Joanna: “that reeks!”
Harry: “sorry, just fluffer doodled.”
Joanna: “never fluffer doodle again then.”

by Ineedaguff November 22, 2021

Golden doodle

The cutest breed ever. It's a mix of Poodle and Golden Retriever. They are hypo-allergenic and they are easy to train with only 1 month needed. They love kids, babies, other dogs, adults, and just all around any living thing. I own one and he knows how to roll over, give paw, give both paws, play dead, jump, speak, sit, lay down, stay, come, play, let go, and every trick you can teach a dog.

My golden doodle is named Ozzy, short for Ozwald.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021

Doodle dangler

The term for someone who lost their virginity to a prostitute

Dude James is a doodle dangler !
No way !

by Lukasio March 3, 2017

sneaker doodle

The pooh on your shoe

I think you picked up a sneaker doodle when we passed the dog park.

by dandymusics May 21, 2016