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Bunkle Toes

*noun* | /ˈbʌŋ-kəl tōz/

**1.** A person who walks loud as hell for no reason; their footsteps sound like a whole marching band.

**2.** Someone whose fashion sense is so questionable, it starts at the shoes and gets worse from there.

**3.** A funky old head from the block who always got random wisdom and busted sneakers.
**Example 1:**

"Bruh, I knew you was coming up the stairs—yo Bunkle Toes havin' self stomp like you mad at the ground."

**Example 2:**

"Why you got them neon green Crocs with the church socks? You out here lookin' like Bunkle Toes.
by KingSuede April 23, 2025
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glunks and bungles

an adverbial phrase;
a retarded way of saying "for shits and giggles".
Person 1: yeah so i decided to hit up this cute chick from the bar for glunks and bungles and apparently we hit it off good so we're going on a date to White Castle.
Person 2: what the fuck? glunks and bungles? are you retarded?
by twentyfivefish January 26, 2025
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Weeping of the Bungles

A sound that can be heard following any major loss by the Cincinnati Bengals. Thought to be caused by the constructive interference of over 2 million fans whining in unison. Sometimes the sound is said to to sound like actual crying. Other times, the sound seems to produce distinct phrases. Some of the most common phrases are “the Steelers are dirty”, “the refs cheated us”, and “this one may hurt more than____” (where, due to the team’s historic lack of tangible success, Bengals fans will recant one of many squandered opportunities ).
Indianapolis resident 1: Hey, do you hear that.
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again
by Casual939562 January 29, 2023
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for glunks and bungles

an adverbial phrase;
a retarded way of saying "for shits and giggles"
Person 1: yeah so i decided to hit up this cute chick from the bar for glunks and bungles and apparently we hit it off well. we're going on a date to White Castle tomorrow.
Person 2: what the fuck? glunks and bungles? are you retarded or drunk?
by twentyfivefish January 26, 2025
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grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle

"grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle" is a clip from a 2017 (reuploaded in 2020) youtube poop edit of the show gravity falls. the video itself is called "YTP: GRABBIN' ME BALLZ! (or, Mabel staples her butt to a tree)", while the actual clip is from a story grunkle stan tells to mabel, dipper and soos entitled "grunkle stan wins the football bowl", from the episode "bottomless pit".

on september 28, 2024, this clip was reuploaded to twitter by user @grunklestunkle, where it got the attention of gravity falls's creator, alex hirsch, who commented "this reminds me of that time when Grunkle Stunkle won the Funkle Bunkle."
i sure hope grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle today!
by rainbowcowboy October 2, 2024
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