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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.
My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.
by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021
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digit blocker

After spending several hours chatting someone up online, person A asks for person B's phone number. Person B plays hard to get and indicates that person A just might be lucky enough to get the phone number so person A persists with hopes that person B will eventually give in. Person A SHOULD just give up because Person B is just playing hard to get and who has time for that?
Sam: Dave, ya know I think you're superfly and would enjoy having a chat on the phone, seeing how we've hit it off on the computer for about 12 hours now.
Dave: Um no, I'm just going to tease you for ages before you finally show zero interest in me. At that point, I might give you my number just to see if you still want it.
Sam: Why ya gotta be like that, you Digit Blocker.
by Toozday October 16, 2008
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Beta-Blockers

Nick: Dude, look at Pintar! She's got some real BETA-BLOCKERS on her, damn!
Eric: No kidding man, haha! I don't stand a chance with that girl.
Tyrone: Ayo man y'all talking about beta blocking biches? Where she at?
by Yzilma August 24, 2025
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cock-blocker

Lady-friend who, whilst taking resources, food, money, etc. from a guy, withholds any sexual favour, at the same time prohibiting the guy from relieving himself elsewhere.
That cock-blocker is permanently on the rag while looking daggers across if I even open my laptop!
by carlos456 October 30, 2023
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Muff Blocker

When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.
The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.
by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018
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Blast blocker

Ryan: “what’s a blast blocker?”
everyone: “you know the rules
by crossyroadpro123 January 21, 2024
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Bro-Blocker

That girl from The Summer I Turned Pretty is a Bro-Blocker
by Cloudybedroom August 11, 2023
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