They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.

"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.

Bass Clarinetist by MissGuts January 5, 2022

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Bass Whore

Person who listens to a lot of bass (as in sounds with low frequency does not have to be an actual bass guitar)
can easily identify bass parts in songs

probably owns bass booseted headphones and speakers
makes attempts to feel the music in their chest and stomach
has better music tatste than everyone
probably has a bias to male choirs and bass & baritone voices ;
addicted to low frequency sounds in music

I'm only obsessed with "New Slaves" by Kanye West because I am a Bass Whore

Bass Whore by boombadoomboombass July 12, 2022

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bass player

1. An oft-overlooked, semi-transparent, typically overweight, and easily replaced member of any good rock band.
2. Usually the person in a rock band with no say in any band decisions.
3. A guy who hangs out with musicians.

I can always tell when the bass player hasn't shown up because we will get something accomplished at band practice.

bass player by Guitar Rocker Slick Dood June 11, 2006

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