Phil Swift

Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.

Phil Swift bless you

I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas

by Phil Swift Is Actually God October 4, 2019

Taylor Swift

Music Industry

Taylor swift is the music industry

by w1llow November 22, 2021

Taylor Swift

The music industry

Stream Betty by Taylor Swift

by pa0la July 5, 2022

Phil Swift

He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)

Phil Swift is my dad

by Phil Swift is my dad March 7, 2019

Dr. Swift

A girl who's nipples protrude through her bra, clothes, jacket, and into an alternate universe

Dude she's a dr. Swift!

Watch your eyes!!!

by That girl tho1 January 21, 2014

Janky Swift

A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.

I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.

by Flawbmygawb January 2, 2021

Taylor Swift

the music industry

She's talented, maybe she listens to Taylor Swift.

by globedictionary-official February 8, 2021