Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha September 11, 2012

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Severed Tail

Distant members of your family that you dont talk to often because the relative linking you to them passed away.

Mike: Are you related to Sarah? She has the same last name as you.

Tim: Yes, but she's just a severed tail. I might have actually talked to her once.

by Hero6453 May 14, 2011

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Pussy tailing is when a Guy likes a Girl and follows her around trying to get into her pants. The guy will attempt to do this by complementing her, admiring her, sticking up for her and generally flirting wit her.

Also related to cock chasing which is when a girl follows a guy around because she likes him. Same as pussy tailing but roles reversed

Guy 1: *hanging wit agroup of girls* Hahahahahahaha *laughing at a poor joke* thats so good
Guy 2: *away from group talking to his real mates* Look at Dave, hes pussy tailing again. Twat.
Girl 1: hahahahahahahahahahaha

by TheYoungster April 22, 2010

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geezer tail

hiding a boner between your legs

i didn't want to look gay in gym class so i totaly geezer tailed it

by Mike Culver June 24, 2003

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Scampi Tail

A description of drunken, sleazy college girls, especially on a Pub Night who are easy to pick up and ready to engage in anonymous sex.

The term combines the idea of a scamp (a term used for misbehaving youngster) and the well known synonym for women; Tail. (as in: let's go to town and pick up some tail.)

Lot's of Scampi Tail in here tonight - should be like shooting fish in a barrel.

by cosmicblue December 9, 2009

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