An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.
Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!
by P.I amacher April 9, 2011

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this
disclaimer: i did not make this
by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008

by The Big Con November 15, 2021

A cuck of such magnitude that no being in recorded human nor animal history could ever hope to rival his levels of cuckery. Typically they tend to be of the Liberal and/or progressive persuasion in hope of white knighting some fair maidens into their enticing greasy clutches.
by PowerMan60k December 4, 2016

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by ParkerYLI January 25, 2025

by Ninjatylerlowtaperfadeblevins January 19, 2025
