Jedi

Midwest tweaker that is over forty, off parole,has a good job, a place to live, and a vehicle.

Hey Tim ,I didn't know Stan got high. Tim said back ( Stan's a Jedi you weren't supposed to know , that's the point.

by Poobapoolman March 7, 2022

Cyber Jedi

The cyber Jedi is a super cool website, disscussing the possibility of create real world Jedi with modern technology and ancient martial art.

cyberjedizen.blogspot.com

Have you ever think of adding them together?

hardware engineer+
computer scientist+
martial artist = Cyber Jedi

by Charlse May 22, 2009

Jedi

Is the weird person everyone thinks he likes star wars for his name funny guy brightens the mood all the time is a crazy guy don't care bout what anyone think

Person 1: his name jedi right
Person 2: yeah u think he likes star wars

by He is him March 28, 2023

Jedi Five

Taking mushrooms, cocaine, molly, ketamine, and acid.

Me and James ripped the Jedi Five last night.

by Bing Dongusly February 26, 2025

Jedyed

Adj. to misplace a valuable item, specifically a high end custom knife

You really Jedyed your McGinnis?

by Jedy617 September 14, 2021

Jedi Jesus

Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.

Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"

Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."

by D-Big April 7, 2017

Jedi Knight Jonah

Some one who stream shittie games and is a wanted Sexual Criminal in 69 Countries. No one likes him and he usually is very fucking fat. He hates niggas and Jews. Often rape minors and overall is a Crack addict

Omg you love fucking kids??? Your such a Jedi knight Jonah

by Jews69187 nigga November 7, 2022