A mysterious creature that can neither shower nor speak proper english. Even though it lacks the male genatailia the Nick is some how able to masturbate during math classes. This creature is often seen wearing a red coat, sadly it is only able to shed this coat every 4-5 years. It is often wondered how the Nick will carry on offspring as no female would ever mate with it. The Nicks obsession with childrens games such as Pokemon suggests it will become a child molester in its adulthood. No further data.
Example 1
Teacher: John why are there cum stains all over your math test?
John: uh...um...I just couldnt hold it in
Teacher: John you are such a nick
Example 2
kid 1:Did you see the way that kid blew his load all over the classroom?
kid 2: Yea I did, God what a Nick
Teacher: John why are there cum stains all over your math test?
John: uh...um...I just couldnt hold it in
Teacher: John you are such a nick
Example 2
kid 1:Did you see the way that kid blew his load all over the classroom?
kid 2: Yea I did, God what a Nick
by The Masturnator October 19, 2008
Get the Nickmug. by VB_Rocks July 15, 2008
Get the nickmug. A Fat, Irish Drunk, With hilarious stories about almost dying, getting wasted, and a creepy little girl that haunts his house.
Person #1: Guy there was a this one time I got totally wasted and end up at the back of a truck driving 120km/h with a chainsaw and a 24 pack of beer,Then the next day I went on a rollercoaster that went upside down but my strap wouldn't fasten so i almost fell out but I got it on at the last second, then I had a dream about a creepy girl and she was creeping around my room and my face skin was peeling off, so I woke up with pickachu's severed head hanging in front of my face. So I read a book exept I was too drunk, So when I sobered up I don't know how the fuck I got to the end of the book. Then I remembered this is why.
Person #2: You are one crazy bastard Nick, Kokanee for everyone!
Person #2: You are one crazy bastard Nick, Kokanee for everyone!
by One Sneaky Bastard October 15, 2008
Get the Nickmug. The sweetest guy ever. He can make you smile when the whole world makes you frown. He isn't afraid to be himself and will stick up for you in front of his friends. From his chocolate brown hair, to his ice blue eyes, he is perfect. He's the hotty with the rockin body. sports stud. Any girl would be more than lucky to be his friend or girlfriend.
Funny
Athletic
Smart
Sweet
Nick <3
Who could ask for more
Funny
Athletic
Smart
Sweet
Nick <3
Who could ask for more
Your boyfriend is always so rude and mean, you should really get yourself a Nick.
Person 1: who are you dating?
Person 2: Nick
Person 1: omg you're the luckiest girl ever!
Person 1: who are you dating?
Person 2: Nick
Person 1: omg you're the luckiest girl ever!
by ???--- January 11, 2013
Get the Nickmug. He's kind and sweet but can get mixed up in the wrong crowd. He hangs out with the class joker who is a bit of a jerk but when you're alone with him he is the best person you have ever met. When he trusts you you will find out that as much as he looks up him self he is very insecure and get shy about asking out girls. He tends not to realise whats right in front of him and makes the bad mistake to date girls for their looks and not try the ones who understand him, talk to him from the heart, he gets along with and care about him. He is funny and a great character when he is not influenced by his friends and has a really good ass to look at. He has a great taste in music and makes a perfect boyfriend. You just have to listen to him. Hes not hot but not ugly and girls do fall for him, just not his ideal one.
"Hey that guy looks like a jerk"
"thats Nick. thats just because you havn't talked to him alone. Hes funny and sweet and great at music"
"And he has a good butt"
"Yep thats Nick alright!"
"thats Nick. thats just because you havn't talked to him alone. Hes funny and sweet and great at music"
"And he has a good butt"
"Yep thats Nick alright!"
by Sweet Child December 2, 2013
Get the Nickmug. ginger, short, the least smartest kid, least favorite kid, most likely an ethot, always listens to the leader ethot, doesn't know what continents are
Chloe (Leader E-Thot): get on all fours and suck my toes, ethot
Nick (E-Thot): Yes leader e-thot Chloe, I am the least favorite kid and you are taller and smarter than me
Chloe: good boy
Nick (E-Thot): Yes leader e-thot Chloe, I am the least favorite kid and you are taller and smarter than me
Chloe: good boy
by cowseed287 June 6, 2019
Get the Nickmug. A guy that seems really sweet when you first talk to him. Will act like the best of friend to you, be there when you need him, and shows how much he cares in order to get you to like him. Once you fall for him he takes advantage of you and uses your love to only benefit him. Then, the mask comes off and you see what an utterly obnoxious, self-centered douchebag he is. Fuck you Nick.
I hate Nick
by I literally hate you so much November 2, 2018
Get the Nickmug.