Dalton

The worst boyfriend possible, he's gay and has a different boyfriend every week but somehow still manages to be lonely. Can find hookups himself so he forces his friends to find pedos for him to hookup with instead. He's convinced hes in love with every guy he meets after one day, especially guys named Matt, aka lawyer boy.

Uh-oh here comes Dalton, hes probably gonna make his friend ask if im gay.

by awwshizzz May 16, 2022

Dalton Long

A form of obesity

Wow I feel bad for his girl. She must be smothered because he’s a Dalton Long.

by Aperzon November 12, 2019

Daltonism

The act of burfing,booling, and/or, capping.

His story of forklift glory was full of daltonism.

by BigupsLiquidRichard July 5, 2022

Dalton Browned It

The act of shitting the bed, fucking up, and absolutely dropping the ball.

The milk maiden Dalton Browned it when she didn’t produce any milk from her subject.

by DirtyHoleBandit May 7, 2020

James Dalton cope

He's a great guy every one loves him. He dose have an attitude when it comes to small things it pisses him off. He's very protective of wemon. He will do what you ask him you jsut have to make it clear. He's a great worker.

You remember James Dalton cope he's an awesome guy.

by Vorpal predator July 19, 2018

Daltoned

The point is to get a little bit stupid, but not too stupid. However, in doing so, you go past the point of being too stupid.

"Hey, let’s go out tonight for a nice steak dinner." (8 hours later) "The sun's coming up, and I’m drunk. I got Daltoned."

by Itsyaboi93 June 21, 2024