Worthington jet

The physical principle that underlies Poseidon's Kiss.

Person 1: Worthington jets are why your butt gets licked with water when you poo
Person 2: I didn't ask but thanks.

by hcc5 July 26, 2022

Jet Propulsion

(V) The act of farting while walking; preferably used when a slow-moving, very lovable, senior citizen is on the move. (Jet propelling)

(N) The gas that is passed when a senior citizen is moving very slowly.

(Noun) Big Yiayia is jet propelling across the formal dining room. You know the one with the plastic on the couches?

(Verb) What was that sound? That was Big Yiayia's jet propulsion.

by greek_goddess2013 May 24, 2012

jet-candy

jet-candy is a homoepathic remedy for jetlag coming from long-distance travel

Take Jet-Candy when you travel and keep it handy

by Jet-Candy September 19, 2017

Jet-Fugue

Being temporarily unaware of oneself and familiar others following a return airline flight that crosses multiple time zones.

I live on the East coast, and when I woke up after my first night back from the West coast, I saw may husband and thought, "who is that," then I knew I must have been the victim of Jet-Fugue

by hmsbgle May 30, 2009

wet jet

The moistest of all ladies

Dude, she is such a wet jet

by McWet Jet March 12, 2018

jet sweep

A horrible comb-over hair style that incorporates the frontal bangs of male pattern baldness. More common with late 30's to mid 40's men or the short time period before they shave their head with a #2 guard.

Hey, look at that guys jet sweep

by The other guy that did that th October 25, 2017

Scram-Jetting

The act of using a cars boost in a way that you would use the "Scram-Jet's" boost.

I am (Scram-Jetting).

by LeanBongo June 9, 2021