Taylor Swift Syndrome

Where you say how much you hate drama while you stir the pot

"Oh you hate drama Susan? Do you hate it while you post about your ex 18 times a day? You have a major case of Taylor Swift Syndrome."

by Froederich_Fraunkensteen October 28, 2017

Swift Taylor

1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:

-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift

In addition the receiver of the hand job:

-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.

-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.

Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"

Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"

by The Snake69 March 18, 2011

National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day

June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self

"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"

by Lourtlza October 20, 2023

Taylor Swifting

Where a couple can't decide to stay together or break up for good, and go through the cycle of breaking up and getting back together in a matter of a few hours

They kept taylor swifting with each other for two weeks and it was driving everybody crazy.

by pecanlove June 1, 2013

Taylor Swift

snek

"Oh my god! Did you hear what Brittany said to me! I can't believe she would do this to me!"
"Like, oh my god. She totally pulled a Taylor Swift on you."

by honestlypleaseleavemealone August 29, 2017

Taylor Swift

To ‘Taylor Swift’ is when a female is in a romantic relationship with a male but does not perform any acts of oral sex.

“Yeah, I’m so ‘Taylor Swifting’ him right now, I’m not sucking his dick at all.”

“She doesn’t give head at all man, totally ‘Taylor Swifting’ me right now.”

by xFATxETHIOPIANx May 11, 2019

Taylor Swifting

When a person starts dating another person, says they are in love after a short while, breaks up with them shortly after, and continues to repeat the cycle. For reference see: Taylor Swift dating life.

Guy 1: Dude, Brent was in love with Becky last week and now he's saying she did him dirty and he's in love with Katy.
Guy 2: Bruh, Brent is Taylor Swifting.

by Bruce Evans December 28, 2017