"Oh you hate drama Susan? Do you hate it while you post about your ex 18 times a day? You have a major case of Taylor Swift Syndrome."
by Froederich_Fraunkensteen October 28, 2017
Get the Taylor Swift Syndromemug. 1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
by The Snake69 March 18, 2011
Get the Swift Taylormug. June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self
"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"
by Lourtlza October 20, 2023
Get the National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans daymug. Worst singer in history
Uses auto tune
Writes the same song over and over using different words
Every one who listens and likes Taylor Swift is in a hive mind
Homies reading this 👍
Boys who like Taylor swift u r 🌈
Uses auto tune
Writes the same song over and over using different words
Every one who listens and likes Taylor Swift is in a hive mind
Homies reading this 👍
Boys who like Taylor swift u r 🌈
Person 1: Taylor Swift is the worst singer
Person 2: yes
Girl: OMG that is not true, you guys are stupid
Person 1 and 2 look at each other
Person 1: hive mind
Person 2: yeah
Person 2: yes
Girl: OMG that is not true, you guys are stupid
Person 1 and 2 look at each other
Person 1: hive mind
Person 2: yeah
by A_Bro_all_the_way July 2, 2024
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. A whiny bitch who looks like a sloth.
She whines about her exes,seems familiar? I bet it does. It’s you! You fucking bitch!
She whines about her exes,seems familiar? I bet it does. It’s you! You fucking bitch!
by EthanFergusontheGREAT May 12, 2024
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. Taylor Swift is the most overrated bad music artist ever.
Taylor Swift is the worst artist.
Taylor swift sucks.
Taylor Swift is the worst artist.
Taylor swift sucks.
by Ilovemyboyfriend.com November 1, 2024
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. "Oh my god! Did you hear what Brittany said to me! I can't believe she would do this to me!"
"Like, oh my god. She totally pulled a Taylor Swift on you."
"Like, oh my god. She totally pulled a Taylor Swift on you."
by honestlypleaseleavemealone August 29, 2017
Get the Taylor Swiftmug.