by Bens Jammin September 15, 2017
Get the Colt Tailmug. Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.
My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.
by Dr_PigFinger April 4, 2021
Get the Bologna Tailmug. 1. Go to work. 2. Quit having fun and go to work. 3. What a babe does instead of and/or during work and consequently productivity among coworkers plummits.
1. Time to SSS and get my tail to task.
2. Hey baby, get the fuck up and get your tail to task 'cause I'm on and, hey, stop by Wally World on your way home. They got pads on rollback.
3. Yeah, she had her tail to task today, got nowt done.
2. Hey baby, get the fuck up and get your tail to task 'cause I'm on and, hey, stop by Wally World on your way home. They got pads on rollback.
3. Yeah, she had her tail to task today, got nowt done.
by treeguywussup October 18, 2010
Get the tail to taskmug. Dude, check out this Jabroni Tail!
When I went down on him, I noticed he had the sweetest Jabroni Tail!
When I went down on him, I noticed he had the sweetest Jabroni Tail!
by BigFerda November 27, 2018
Get the Jabroni Tailmug. by Tailbaster August 25, 2017
Get the tail bastingmug. by Mike Culver June 24, 2003
Get the geezer tailmug. by BriKen July 6, 2008
Get the Pig Tailsmug.