Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in
by Dampornslam October 25, 2011
by batnumberone June 24, 2011
When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
by slam blasted March 22, 2020
by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018
The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.
by themooserislooser November 11, 2010
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by Anonymous September 07, 2003