The equivalent of an elevator hogger, but 10x the Savage factor. Think of him as a fire hornrt, in human form. He is completely selfish and keeps the elevator to himself, letting nobody else ride it. While riding, the hornrt is talking to his Princess Hornrt over the emergency intercom, wasting precious taxpayers dollars.
The Elevator Hornrt refused to let us in the elevator when we went to film one in LizzyTown (aka Elizabeth Shuttle Reserve)
by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018
Get the Elevator Hornrtmug. The term for ensuring ur mates dick is perfectly bush sculpted by God himself don't let ur bro down now
by Imala Snow January 7, 2022
Get the Dick Elevatormug. To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens
My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator
by Iyeesha_brown May 23, 2014
Get the elevator expressmug. When a man sticks his forearm in between another man's legs and lifts against the gouche( and generally the balls too) until he lifts the man.
Man 1 " I got Eric so good with a gouche elevator the other day"
Man 2 " What did he say?"
Man 1 " OWWW MY BALLS!!"
Man 2 " What did he say?"
Man 1 " OWWW MY BALLS!!"
by Macaroni 88 November 15, 2011
Get the Gouche elevatormug. (elevator man) A gent or a guy who decides to showcase romance in an elevator. It's mostly that scene in a movie where the main couple are in an elevator together and bro decides to set a s3ggsy mood... probably ending up in what was started not being finished in the same day.
Girl: *pouting* Are you telling me you're interested in her
Guy: *smirks and steps closer to her* Do you want me to show you how wrong your assumption is?
Girl: *breath hicks* Let's not get carr-
Guy: *kisses the bottom of her ear* Do you want me to show you?
Girl: *blushes rapidly*
(The elevator doors open and he distances himself before laughing)
Guy: *grins* Come on now, we don't want to be late *walks away*
Girl:*shook* What ...what just happened
Me: *pats her back*That my friend, is an elevator man
Guy: *smirks and steps closer to her* Do you want me to show you how wrong your assumption is?
Girl: *breath hicks* Let's not get carr-
Guy: *kisses the bottom of her ear* Do you want me to show you?
Girl: *blushes rapidly*
(The elevator doors open and he distances himself before laughing)
Guy: *grins* Come on now, we don't want to be late *walks away*
Girl:*shook* What ...what just happened
Me: *pats her back*That my friend, is an elevator man
by realhousepotatoofjoburg April 2, 2022
Get the Elevator Manmug. Aria was walking back home. She looked down, but her head sprung up like something would happen in the elevator. But she was convinced. . Aria moved to the front of Brandon and looked in her pocket to gift him with more items. "Aria... you don't have too..." he mumbled as she saw Aria pull out a hundred dollar bill. "I have too... you are so important to me Bran-". Brandon leaned closer to Aria's face. "Heh...maybe I can pay you back with not money...but something physical." Aria's eyes widened. "Like..what?" Brandon blushed and sighed. "... I like you Aria..." He leaned in closer to Aria's mouth. "Brandon! I-i don't like you..." Brandon sighed. "I LOVE YOU BRANDON!" The elevator door dinged open. they rushed into Aria's bedroom. "Wanna kiss? Brandon?" Brandon leaned into a kiss. The suddenly stopped... looked at eachother with no words.... Brandon said.. " Hey..Can i pay you in sex??" He smooched Aria, and she smooched back. soon they were pulling of shirts and pants. Soon it was just a big suck fest. She was sucking him everywhere, from this side to another. Rubbing dicks and moans and moans.. "Haah~" "Don't stop....mhmhaah..~" sucking and licking each other till Aria's cum spray. "Hahhh~" "get in my vagina brandon..." "Aria. you aren't rubbing my dick as- haaah~ mhmaaa~ ahhaha~ yea..." There room was full of cum. "Mhmmmmm~ haah! chu~" haaahhhhh.....
by Naah~ sexstorys October 25, 2020
Get the Elevatormug. When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.
by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 1, 2019
Get the Elevator Speedtrackingmug.