California Piledriver

The sexual act of jumping off the roof of your 3 story apartment building during the act of 69ing your partner(s).

Optional- Whilst in the air, spin a full 360 degrees.

*at the hospital*
a- Bro what happened!?!
b-*full body cast* do not worry my brethren, i have done every thing in the world, including a California Piledriver, hence us being at the hospital.

by Trez774 February 24, 2011

California Carousel

A sexual act in which a group of 10 or more homosexual men form a train of anal sex with each other and create a full circle where each man is penetrating the anus of the man in front of him with his penis.

Look dude! That group of guys in this video are giving each other the California Carousel!
Person 1: I really want to ride a California Carousel
Person 2: My friends and I will help you!

by Coarse Hair October 25, 2022

Brando California

He created an app similar to tinder called farmersonly.com which he sold for $5.7 million dollars and moved back to his hometown of Imlay City where he reconnected with old school friends and now covers everyone's bar bill.

Have you met my friend, Brando California?
Oh god here comes Dammit Donald, Nick the Dick, and Brando California!

by Midgetnick June 16, 2019

california peeker

Gentleman who while you are at a urinal turns and checks out your gear.

Dude, I was at a Cubs game and I totally ran into a California peeker!

by Papamook May 14, 2015

california zipper

A stable line usally above the belly button from gunshot wounds typical with gangmembers.

Got that California zipper boy

by bowhunter212 July 30, 2016

California Steeple

When you and a buddy are having a threesome with a girl, and you are each sucking on one of her tits. You then take your outside hand, and give each other a high-five above your heads, therefore creating a "steeple" under which you can continue to enjoy the sweet breast meat.

Guy #1 - Yo dude, Jodie and I wanna have a threesome with you, are you in?
Guy #2 - For sure man, as long as we can do the California Steeple.
Guy #1 - Uhh, Duh!

by Nate and Danny April 1, 2009

Hotel California

Hotel California is written by a band called the eagles. There is much agurement of the overall meaning. What i have pulled out of the song is being trapped in fame, for example you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave (meaning you wont be left alone/forgotten). Another line in this song is up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light, meaning being drawn in by the beauty and money and wanting it all. Such a lovely place, meaning a lovely life that only the bystanders see. I was thing to myself this could be heaven or hell, being good or bad. Basically overall saying the horrors behind the scenes the bystanders dont see. I had to find the passage back to the place i was before, finally realizing they did not want this after all.

Hotel California

A song realizing what they want and now cant handle

by Cozi.tan May 29, 2015