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Rat Sniffer

A person who refuses to wear a mask correctly by only covering the mouth and not the nose, or take effective precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.

( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )
I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had to leave. Too many Rat Sniffers.
by DirtyQuoteOfTheDay September 7, 2020
mugGet the Rat Sniffermug.

saddle sniffer

A gentleman whose particular perversion is inhaling the aroma of a lady’s bicycle saddle.
Mr Hook turned the corner onto Sheriff Street, just in time to see Miss Reidy, the new teacher, dismount from her bicycle, a shiny red Raleigh in the Dutch style, and head into the sweet shop. She was in her mid 20s and had started teaching the fourth class in the boys primary school last September, fresh from teacher training college.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
by DCor April 22, 2023
mugGet the saddle sniffermug.

Snow Sniffer

The police found evidence of crack in a hotel.
Luckily they arrested the snow sniffers.
by JJ377 August 9, 2020
mugGet the Snow Sniffermug.

Seed Sniffer

Someone who scratches their crotch or otherwise puts their hands down there and sniffs it when finished.

Alternatively, someone who puts their hands in someone else’s crotch and smells it when the job is done.
I saw a guy on the bus scratch his junk and smell his hand, dude’s a seed sniffer.
by chimichangasexmachine69 November 17, 2022
mugGet the Seed Sniffermug.

mask sniffer

Someone wearing their face mask under their nose.
by Laura Some Number October 13, 2020
mugGet the mask sniffermug.

Butt sniffer

The act of someone named Zoe sniffing someone butt (someone usually named haven)
That girl named Zoe at our school is a butt sniffer and her bfs name is even haven.” “ do you know what that means” “ no what” “ that she sniffs his butt like the human catipiller when they are alone” “ no way that’s cool I wish my name was zoe”
by Your butt stank January 20, 2020
mugGet the Butt sniffermug.

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