Derty sherty

by anonymous December 13, 2021

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dickie shorts

footy shorts, ones where you might see the tip of someone's penis hanging out

Harry's meaty thighs were showing under his dickie shorts, and his crotch was bulging too.

by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025

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A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.

Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.

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A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

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𝐎𝐧 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟐𝟕𝐭𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤.

by Bofa Deez Nutz April 24, 2022

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