selawii

A guy who is handsome and will fuck your bitch and never call her

Omg I just got selawiied

by Selawii April 16, 2017

Selma

Selma is a girl with her booty on fleek.

Damn did you see her ass? Yeah she must be an selma

by A929 May 9, 2017

Selactose intolerance

A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream

Selective lactose intolerance

Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese

PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?

Patient: yeah

PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)

Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks

PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance

by Ohionurse August 29, 2017

selijah

I ship it

I ship selijah

by Wierdalien September 14, 2017

selahjah

A strong, confident, kind, beautiful soul. Who isn’t afraid of anything

You are such a selahjah

by Ughpeeps October 28, 2017

Selanga

A bitch ass cunt

You selanga

by Frosty___69 December 22, 2017

selaine

A Person that has no problem with saying whats on there mind. A person that says there ugly but are actually pretty. Mostly good vibes and anti-social.

Selaine is really good vibes.

by Thfun May 18, 2018