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Plum Pudding Riots

In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.

This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.

The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.
Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?

Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?

Euphemism with sauce, please.
by Option 22 December 23, 2019
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riot

A group of uqueer (LGBTQIA+) people, particularly transgender queer people.
Oh my god.... look at all those queers, what a riot.

They're such a riot, their polycule is so much fun .
by ViolentRenee April 18, 2024
mugGet the riotmug.
the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
mugGet the the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.mug.

riot womble

A do-gooder who likes to clean up the streets after a riot. Names after the well known Wombles of Wimbledon Common, who make good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind.
Look out for the riot wombles on their way to Clapham Junction. They'll be armed with strong language, brooms and bin bags.
by amscray August 12, 2011
mugGet the riot womblemug.

riot buddy

When a prison riot is going on instead of rioting with the other prisoners you have sex with your riot buddy.
There was a riot earlier today, me and my riot buddy had a lot of fun.
by Braille.Gov January 4, 2023
mugGet the riot buddymug.

too high to riot

A state of being unbothered or lazy about a particular issue
Tim: why didn't you speak up while TJ was calling false fouls

John: Nah G at the time I was just too high to riot
by Born-Sinner February 5, 2018
mugGet the too high to riotmug.

riot

by ade<tsh March 16, 2020
mugGet the riotmug.

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