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A phrase often said by a grandmother to her grandson when she believes that he is old enough to froth girls in a sexual way.
Oh Jerry! The fleas have reached your knees I see! Who was that girl? Your girlfriend?!
by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019
mugGet the The fleas have reached your kneesmug.
"Alex, go commit oxygen not reaching lungs."
Alex proceeded to commit suicide.
by OoferMan November 5, 2018
mugGet the go commit oxygen not reaching lungsmug.

reaching for some penniz

a word used for an awkward situation between two males
Tyler*Evan, what are you doing?
Evan*Just reaching for some penniz!
by Big E Wint October 18, 2008
mugGet the reaching for some pennizmug.

Irish Reach-Around

When a female licks a mans butthole while jerking him off into a pint of Guiness and then she chugs the beer.
Person 1: She was drinking more semen than Guiness after that Irish Reach-Around!

Person 2: At least that will wash down the taste of your butthole bro!
by Jawz CrankShoot July 25, 2012
mugGet the Irish Reach-Aroundmug.
When a female cuts off all circulation to her head so her eyeballs begin to pop out and she proceeds to give her male partner a handjob from behind!!!
Dude, She finally gave in and I got a Christina Ricci Reach Around!!!
by Nesta22 June 20, 2010
mugGet the Christina Ricci Reach Aroundmug.

reach around the park bench

Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy
While mom cooked ,you would reach around the park bench burying your sausage in Betty's pussy
by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022
mugGet the reach around the park benchmug.
The act of taking advantage of the natural curvature of one's lower limbs to kick another person in the general crotchal region while standing to their posterior.
1) Even though he was standing behind Ross, Englebert was still capable of causing him great pain by way of kicking his testis through the practical application of the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around.
by your.pseudonym November 2, 2009
mugGet the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Aroundmug.

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