Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016

porcelain challenge

A tiktok trend where the youths of today are grinding up their grandparents China into a fine powder and snorting it as a viral internet challenge.

Last night my friend Dave and I did the porcelain challenge with my grandmas favorite antique teacup.

by Hiccups McGee October 2, 2022

Porcelain Pussy

When You sit on a niggas leg and it deteriorates.

My leg gone!

Taylor Brost has porcelain pussy.

by GregoryGordan April 14, 2014

porcelain challenge

A tiktok challenge in which you grind up china and snort it like coke

“Have you done the porcelain challenge?”
“Nah that’s a waste of good dishes”

by ur local non-binary October 2, 2022

grippin porcelain

throwing up

Man John just downed 3 burgers and 4 shots of jack, he's probably in the bathroom grippin porcelain

by blaah123456789 July 7, 2011

porcelain horse

A toilet not fit to be a porcelain throne.

My friend doesn't have a lot of money so he had to get a porcelain horse instead.

by Maxgus54 February 22, 2021

porcelain challenge

A tiktok challenge started in early October 2022, where teens grind up porcelain and snort it like cocaine

Michael: dude did you see Peter's porcelain challenge video!

Danny: yeah I'm gonna do it tomorrow with my grandma's old vase!

by MrOrb October 3, 2022