minecraft

is a type of mental disorder those infected often have autism. If you meet some on with this you should avoid them at all costs!!!

have you played Minecraft?

by creeper? August 23, 2019

Minecraft

A kid friendly game, sometimes it's nsfw. Play multiplayer. (100+ servers!) Play single player. Play on LAN. Fight. Build. Create. Defeat. Craft. Use commands.

Minecraft is fun.

by TheDi_amond October 14, 2017

Minecraft

Absolutely shit ass graphics shitty is game ever ducking delete it

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe minecraft shit

by Roblox dog shit December 7, 2020

Minecraft

A game that fucking dumb ass 12 year old kids play to have role play sex and when their brother comes into the room they say, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT" and then the dumbass boy steals your girlfriend and screams whenever he loses his diamonds

Minecraft is gay

by Link2MyPast November 13, 2017

Minecraft

a game that looks just as shitty as mario

minecraft Is me fevoriete gein

by MrMCYT May 19, 2017

Minecraft

Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.

My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”

by WordWizzard69 October 8, 2019

Minecraft

A game. Once you play the game your dick gets 13X it's size

Stefanie: Omg did you know John plays Minecraft he probably has a big dick.

by Narwhalbutcool April 24, 2021