Madi

The action of eating a chromebook while juggling five decapitated infant heads.

Michael: "PLEASE DON'T PUT ME TO DEATH!"
Judge: "But you're charged with third degree Madi..."
Michael: "I APOLOGIZE! PLEASE!"
Judge: "Too late. Death! #slayboss!"

by Abney The Ugly Rat March 31, 2023

Madi Bruno

The most amazing girl in the world. Absolutely drop dead gorgeous but she doesn’t see it. She can put a smile on you face no matter how upset you are. I hope everyone gets to meet a madi Bruno once in their life.

Madi Bruno is the best kind of person. Wow I wish I was Madi Bruno

by Midnight_amber February 25, 2021

Mady

a complete baddy

bro have you seen mady, she is a complete baddy!

by SEN Antrodian February 18, 2022

madi & kaiden

madi and kaiden are the power couple of the century. they are both extremely edgy and love devils lettuce. they spend most of their time together making out or staring intensely into each others eyes. life doesn't matter when madi and kaiden are together because they have something special. they are madly in love, through thick and thin. it does not matter what they go through, they will always be together. <33333

"that's madi & kaiden!!"
"who r they?"
"they are the hottest couple ever"

by madi$keet December 15, 2021

Madi Bland

The biggest slut you will ever meet.

You know Madi Bland? That sucks!!!!!!!

by fiuebjfnd March 4, 2016

Madi

A Madi is the best thing that will ever happen to you. With the most beautiful shade of ginger hair and the most beautiful green eyes. She’s tall and perfect in every way. Not only will you fall in love with her the instant you lay your eyes on her, she also has the most precious heart. A Madi is a Kind, caring, and thoughtful person who’s got the greatest sense of humour. She’s always in your corner when you need her most. She’s always up to do something dumb and is book smart but not street smart. She’s got the greatest hugs and is the greatest shoulder to cry on. You get a sense of safety when you are in the presence of her. She’s got the biggest heart and will give guys her all. She loves hard and fast, but once you break it she shuts down. A Madi is a sweet but sensitive girl who deserves everything in this fucked up world. She’s got the body of a model and a personality of an angel. She tends to pick guys who aren’t good for her and loves them with everything she’s got..even if they don’t do the same. She’s so so so very gorgeous but doesn’t even know it. She refuses to see it, but she’s the prettiest girl you’ll ever meet. Madi’s are something rare in this world and if you are lucky enough to have one in your life. Don’t let her go. Cause she’ll be with you forever and ever. Be so very grateful for your Madi..cause i know that mine will always hold the key to my heart.

Girl #1: did you see Madi?

Boy #1: oh yeah. She is a living angel

by Me>>you July 20, 2023

Madi

Madi is an absolute goddess. The sweetest, the hottest girl ever. She's nice to everyone but that doesn't mean she doesn't judge people! She's the funniest girl that people know, and EVERYONE has fallen for her. She can light up a room when she walks in, her eye's make the stars look like they aren't shining! She's is absolutely STUNNING! And when I say stunning I mean DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! She doesn't care what other people think... Most the time. She can also be a sensitive girl, but after all, she's just human. Even though, yes she can be sensitive, she can also be a MAJOR badass! Men, If you have a Madi short for Madison, KEEP HER SAFE! DONT LET HER GO! She will be the most flirtatious but also kind, sweet and generous girl. She either likes Pop or Rap (or odetari). And when people misspell her name, Like for instance, "Maddie", "Maddi", "Madie", etc, She will get FURIOUS! So make sure for her that this doesn't happen! She makes sure it doesn't happen either. She is always correcting people's grammar and making sure they try their hardest.

Boy 1: Yo, you know Madi?
Girl 1: Uhm, Yeah?
Boy 1: I like her. I think she's CRAZY hot.
Girl 1: She's cool, if you would be with anyone, Madi's the girl fs.
Boy 1: Right???
Boy 2: Wait you like Madi? I like Madi!
Girl 1: omfg.

by _tr3ated.r1ght.prince$s_ September 26, 2023