Australia, once a huge prison, is not as good as everyone makes it out to seem, hardly any natives and a shit tonne of South Africans. They take the piss out of NZ which is very unfair. Their accent sounds like Mosquitos fucking. I have been on holiday to Australia numerous times and the landscapes are either all sand or ugly skyscrapers. my cousins friend nearly got abducted at the local park. Very unsocialable people. Unkind souls.
Day in Australia:
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
by Cate106 April 12, 2014
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This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
Person 1: Got yakka mate?
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
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by Max in Australia April 14, 2022
Get the Max in australia mug.A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).
Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”
Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””
Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”
Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”
Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””
Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”
Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”
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Their activities include scamming the public by pretending to raise money for a veteran cause (The Sydney Veterans Lodge) which is actually a motorcycle clubhouse where a plumber who pretends to be a commando veteran does cocaine with his real bikkie mates.
Their activities include scamming the public by pretending to raise money for a veteran cause (The Sydney Veterans Lodge) which is actually a motorcycle clubhouse where a plumber who pretends to be a commando veteran does cocaine with his real bikkie mates.
"Hey is that a group of bikkies?"
"Nah that's just those losers from the Infidel MC Australia on their way to buy some cocaine".
"I heard the Infidel MC Australia was a veteran motorcycle club?"
"Nah they are just a bunch of crane drivers parading as veterans for clout".
"Nah that's just those losers from the Infidel MC Australia on their way to buy some cocaine".
"I heard the Infidel MC Australia was a veteran motorcycle club?"
"Nah they are just a bunch of crane drivers parading as veterans for clout".
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