The best country on earth. The only real problem is everything besides the people wants to fucking kill you. Even the kangaroos man. For fucks sake.
American: Bro Australia is better than America.
Other American: Shut the fuck up.
American: The truth hurts man, so does stepping on a box jellyfish.
Other American: Shut the fuck up.
American: The truth hurts man, so does stepping on a box jellyfish.
by yourmomisbadyouhaveabaddad May 2, 2021
Get the Australiamug. by There's a stain on your lepel. September 27, 2023
Get the Australiamug. The country where everyone is either on fire, having sex or being killed by a deadly animal. as you tell by that, australia is the best country in the world
"bro its like 40 degrees i'm literally burning"
"are you kidding i dont have an aircon it's like 48 for me!"
"suck it up guys thats australia for ya"
"are you kidding i dont have an aircon it's like 48 for me!"
"suck it up guys thats australia for ya"
by lennøx July 27, 2020
Get the Australiamug. Australia
by MuzzCheese May 8, 2021
Get the Australiamug. by gummybearrose October 18, 2019
Get the Australiamug. A great amount, spoonfuls, of sweat build up under male genitalia, which is down under, like Australia.
Tom was changing into his uniform and I could smell spoonfuls of Australia from the next stall over!
by Daddytoes September 4, 2016
Get the spoonfuls of australiamug. A country full of hard yakka and no one but bludgers in charge of it, doing nothing but cooking chooks on the barbie.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
Person 1: Got yakka mate?
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
by greatdane130065 August 28, 2017
Get the Australiamug.