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hurricane sharpie

Attempting to control the weather using nothing more than a marking pen and a map..
Looks like Hurricane Sharpie has veered towards Kansas now!!
by Ski Doggie September 10, 2019
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Cleveland Hurricane

Before sex, one consumes 12 hotdogs and a case of beer. Then during sex when someone is about to cum inside them they bear down and spackle the wall.
"I invited Patrick over for a Cleveland Hurricane"
by blackwolfhell November 1, 2018
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Hurricane Katrina

When you don't leave town for a hurricane. Instead, you have adrenaline sex and you have to finish before the water level hits your sack. Ejaculate before you evacuate.
Yo, I heard Megan got Hurricane Katrina'd during a category 5. She's still wet.
by Light Blue Deer October 14, 2018
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Hurricane Barbeque

The unintentional barbeque that results from a hurricane, loss of power, and a freezer full of meat.
After hurricane Isaac, our neighborhood had a Hurricane Barbeque.
by LazyHitchhiker August 30, 2012
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Bloody Hurricane

When one sticks his/her penis in an organism and vigorously spins their dick similar to a blender causing the insides to develop into a gelatinous form and leak out
Helena: No Ben, please don’t bloody hurricane me!
Ben: Too late *proceeds to spin dick ferociously

Helena: AAAAAAHHHHH *bloody organ masses flop out
by BeastialitySupporter March 13, 2019
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hurricane swerve

when a hurricane avoids a certain area or state that usually is affected by one every year severely
The hurricanes that were predicted to hit Florida as of September 2020, would instead hurricane swerve into the Gulf Coasts of Louisiana and Alabama and to the East Coast.
by wofew September 15, 2020
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Tempropedic-Hurricane

Adjective, Verb
A T.H. (Tempropedic-Hurricane) is the act of giving oral, male or female, with the power and ferocity or a hurricane along with the extravagance and comfort of a tempurpedic mattress.
Baby im going to give you the best blow job in you life! Its going to feel like a Tempropedic-Hurricane.

Im going to give you a T.H.
by -Party Jesus "Hunter" April 15, 2009
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