when u take an exlax , wait an hour , tuck ur dick between ur legs and get ur girl to blow u from behind and then shit in her face .
I walked in my moms room and seen my mom and uncle and they were doing an dirty old greg blunpkin.i seen a smile on his face and shit on my moms
by dirt old greg November 3, 2011
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Dude 2: the one with the barbed wire fence?
Dude 1: Yeah, what a greg. gotta love it.
Dude 2: the one with the barbed wire fence?
Dude 1: Yeah, what a greg. gotta love it.
by feral wolf March 1, 2010
Get the greg mug.Greg, usually short for gregory is almost always a a gentle loving person.
they have great compasion.
and care about other peoples feelings.
they are one of the most down to earth people you'll ever meet(:
sometimes is a a guy that isnt a horny basterd.
they have great compasion.
and care about other peoples feelings.
they are one of the most down to earth people you'll ever meet(:
sometimes is a a guy that isnt a horny basterd.
Girl 1: aw, i thought you were crying.
Girl 2: well, im better now, greg saw me and rushed to make me happier. so im better now.
girl 1: yeah, that seems like greg, he is so sweet.
Girl 2: well, im better now, greg saw me and rushed to make me happier. so im better now.
girl 1: yeah, that seems like greg, he is so sweet.
by halo(: February 23, 2009
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Down to earth.
Handsome.
Amazing smile.
Always playing, talking about, or thinking about: football.
Down to earth.
Handsome.
Amazing smile.
Always playing, talking about, or thinking about: football.
by sophiabstract January 13, 2009
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by bitser February 11, 2010
Get the greg mug.by gregdaking2000 November 10, 2008
Get the greg mug.Easiest and most useless class. Replaces simple ideas with new vocabulary. No one really cares if you get a 5 on the AP exam.
Looking over the vocabulary and models the day before the test alone can give you a 4.
Cocky bastard: I got a 5 on the AP Human Geography test.
Sane person: Cool story bro, no one fucking cares.
Cocky bastard: I got a 5 on the AP Human Geography test.
Sane person: Cool story bro, no one fucking cares.
by Victim of society September 18, 2011
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