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alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.
Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...
by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017
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Goober Shnoober

A phrase used to greet an individual who has been acting particularly strange as of late. It is not considered an insult to call someone a Goober Shnoober and rather a polite way of saying hello.
by CheeseballWasTaken December 20, 2022
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golly goobers

Golly goobers is a way of expressing your surprise.It is like saying OMG or Jesus Christ . This word originates from the spongebob saying of goofy goobers .
Golly Goobers! A chicken just jumped out my wardrobe !
by aev May 13, 2020
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goober squad

ha ha i made you look this up and i just put this here ha ha ha
by rongloe May 24, 2020
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goober head

Jonathan who sits behind me at work.
What? you used all but the last half-millimetre of milk, and still put the bottle back in the fridge? you are a complete and utter goober head!
by KathrynH November 10, 2008
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goober goo

cum, snake juice, spunk, jism, sperm
ejaculant
while smurfin my bitch, I left my goober
goo on her forehead
by Wally Dawson December 11, 2003
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goober gobber

One who loves to suck the cock, and likes to swallow too.
by SeptiK September 8, 2003
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