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goober gazer

One who stairs at your penis threw your pants . Very awkward stair from another male.
I was working hard and looked over, Mike was justa staring. That goober gazer.
by FLIP017 June 19, 2014
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goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it
OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room
by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018
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Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan
Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?
by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018
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goober grease

The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.
Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.
by Pawpaw is the best January 22, 2019
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goober head

Jonathan who sits behind me at work.
What? you used all but the last half-millimetre of milk, and still put the bottle back in the fridge? you are a complete and utter goober head!
by KathrynH November 10, 2008
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goober goo

cum, snake juice, spunk, jism, sperm
ejaculant
while smurfin my bitch, I left my goober
goo on her forehead
by Wally Dawson December 11, 2003
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goober gobber

One who loves to suck the cock, and likes to swallow too.
by SeptiK September 8, 2003
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