Yo PETHS be filled with bare wasteyutes fam. 95% of the school is asian and are either wannabe toronto mans or are nerdy asl. And dont even get me started on these brownies fam. They b using the n word all da time like they from jane and finch but they miyutes ong. The crossroad kids be acting like they own da place and the caf kids musty af styll. The music hall filled with stanky ass nerds who tryna play tuff and the shordys be merked af.
Toronto Mans: Yo where can I find dem bomb ass cookies?
Other Toronto Mans: I heard they was in the pierre elliot trudeau high school caf ahlie?
Nerd: Did you guys finish the science homework?
Toronto Mans: Shut yo bum ass up crodie.
Other Toronto Mans: I heard they was in the pierre elliot trudeau high school caf ahlie?
Nerd: Did you guys finish the science homework?
Toronto Mans: Shut yo bum ass up crodie.
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Get the Ellioting mug.A tragicomical specimen of Homo dumbassicus, characterized by an unparalleled deficiency in cognitive function and an evolutionary regression to single-celled decision-making. Often observed exhibiting behaviors such as chronic incompetence, a baffling lack of self-awareness, and an insatiable urge to be a perpetual bitchicus irritans (24/7 subspecies).
Scientific Breakdown:
IQ Levels: Fluctuates between "forgot how to breathe" and "why is my name Elliot?"
Brain Activity: Scans reveal a desolate wasteland, occasionally lit by the faint flicker of a dying neuron screaming for help.
Social Impact: Known to induce facepalmitis in nearby humans, a condition where observers suffer repetitive strain injuries from excessive palm-to-forehead contact.
Evolutionary Role: Serves as a cautionary tale for natural selection, proving that some organisms thrive despite a near-total absence of adaptive traits.
Etymology: Derived from the ancient term "El-liot," meaning "Oops, my parents must’ve hated me."
Usage:
"Wow, you just spilled coffee on your laptop and tried to blame gravity? Stop being such an Elliot."
"I asked for one competent coworker, and HR sent me an Elliot. Thanks, I hate it."
Related Terms:
Elliot Syndrome (n.) – A rare disorder where the sufferer believes they are functioning members of society despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Elliotic Behavior (n.) – Any action so profoundly stupid it causes bystanders to question the fabric of reality.
Scientific Breakdown:
IQ Levels: Fluctuates between "forgot how to breathe" and "why is my name Elliot?"
Brain Activity: Scans reveal a desolate wasteland, occasionally lit by the faint flicker of a dying neuron screaming for help.
Social Impact: Known to induce facepalmitis in nearby humans, a condition where observers suffer repetitive strain injuries from excessive palm-to-forehead contact.
Evolutionary Role: Serves as a cautionary tale for natural selection, proving that some organisms thrive despite a near-total absence of adaptive traits.
Etymology: Derived from the ancient term "El-liot," meaning "Oops, my parents must’ve hated me."
Usage:
"Wow, you just spilled coffee on your laptop and tried to blame gravity? Stop being such an Elliot."
"I asked for one competent coworker, and HR sent me an Elliot. Thanks, I hate it."
Related Terms:
Elliot Syndrome (n.) – A rare disorder where the sufferer believes they are functioning members of society despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Elliotic Behavior (n.) – Any action so profoundly stupid it causes bystanders to question the fabric of reality.
"Bro tried to microwave his phone to 'charge it faster'—total Elliot move."
(adj.) – Describing any action so profoundly dumb it loops back to being impressive in its sheer idiocy.
(adj.) – Describing any action so profoundly dumb it loops back to being impressive in its sheer idiocy.
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