Eli

I know this one guy named Eli. And let me tell you, he is the worst person EVER. He doesn't believe in vaccines or covid, he constantly takes off his mask indoors, and he is really dumb. Im sorry to every single Eli. Elis are really cool so im sorry from the bottom of my heart.

P.S.
He picks his nose too.

Person 1: "I love most Elis, but this one is no no"
Person 2: "yeah..."

by Luciana1234 March 9, 2022

Eli

A guy who will always have your back and is very loving and kind. He will always make you laugh when you are sad and hold you when you cry no matter what. He's usually a stoner that rides a skateboard and is a little protective. He has a one track mind and gets passionate about subjects he cares about to the point where it gets annoying. He is the kind of guy you don't wanna live without.

FRIEND: why are you so happy
GIRL: I was just talking to Eli

by i_like_dick_2000 December 6, 2018

Eli

total doucher, you meet the guy, he wears his hat so low, calling it “tilt” so far that he cannot see. he tries to put “-ski” after every word. plays hockey but sucks dick at it. thinks he gets girls but doesnt. somehow has a massive horse cock. if you meet a guy like this he’s an eli. total doucher.

Wow that Eli is such a douche!

by DrewFucksGirls May 23, 2018

Eli

A stupid nigger

That eli kid should stop being black

by Eli hater February 18, 2019

Eli

That gay fag that is always trying to one up everybody.

Tell Eli to kill himself.

by Bigdrummerdaddy December 18, 2018

Eli

Eli is a bubblysoul full of energy. He can have a dirty mind but he care about his friends.eli doesn't need a girl to be happy ,although he may doubt it.he is very smart and an incredible sense of humour.

"im feeling down"
"Talk to Eli"

by Spreadingselflove May 8, 2019

Eli

A fat peice of shit but with a finger

your such an eli
shut up no im not

by superman12321 December 10, 2019