Shawn Disease

Shawn disease is a special type of disease where your mental state is not stable. Common symptoms of Shawn disease are massive weight gain 20 pounds a day for 2 weeks straight is most common, serious signs of depression, size decrease 95 percent of what you used to be, trouble running,jumping,hopping,walking or any type of movement, felling horny all the time, feeling the need to watch kid porno, and more. Shawn disease is Only found in men and sometimes shemales. Talk to your doctor if you have any of these symptoms today.

Did you get your yearly test for Shawn disease?

by Shawn diesease December 1, 2021

T disease

The disease that you correct people's grammar and spelling on purpose to annoy them.

don't come at me with T disease, that's so annoying.

by Not Professor Xavier March 13, 2019

beaker disease

Disease pertaining to the importance of the self. Much like the Muppets character 'Beaker' who repeatedly screams "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME", those who suffer from this overbearing selfishness('beaker disease')are similarly self obsessed and generally unaware of their own symptoms. Discovered by the original 'Bear' who first noticed the condition prevalent in several female members of his clan.

Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.

We have had enough of '*****'she has a severe case of beaker disease

by hannah parker March 28, 2008

diseased badger

The term is used to describe a woman’s vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.

I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!

by Keeno69 January 20, 2022

industrial disease

1) (noun) Any of a series of ailments caused by repeated or long-term exposure to workplace hazards. This would include carpal tunnel, mesothelioma, black lung, and Occupational Tourette's Syndrome.

2) (Proper Noun) A song by Dire Straits with lyrics describing Britain's manufacturing decline. Released on their 1982 album Love Over Gold.

Joe the taxi driver isn't being rude for flipping the bird all the time, that's just his industrial disease.

by Nunuv Yabizness November 16, 2010

Disease Bucket

A person who frequently and commonly contracts diseases. Like a cold, or STDs.

Tori: I have a cold.
Sarah: Again? God, you're such a disease bucket!

by icebomb April 30, 2009

Animator's Disease

A disease affecting animators of all kinds. It mainly targets the animators of "furries", "fursonas", animals, and such. The symptoms can include the growth of ears and a tail. The only cure is the animator's disease vaccination.

She got Animator's Disease and had to go to get the vaccination.

by AkaneRose February 22, 2011