High school friends: hi chris, do you want to join us today for the football games?
Chris: No, im painting the door
High school friends: Grow up Chris, you'll never be invited again
Chris: No, im painting the door
High school friends: Grow up Chris, you'll never be invited again
by #celebjihad November 16, 2014
When a woman of breeding age finds out that she will be serving an extended prison sentence which will render her infertile by her release date, yet she still wishes to reproduce, she will endeavor to have a door baby.
This is done by coercing a male donor to ejaculate into a small, tubular receptacle, usually a toothpaste tube. The tube is then smuggled into the cell via a food tray. The most common way to do this is by placing it within a hamburger bun at feed time.
The prospective mother will then insert the tube into her vagina and squeeze. Thus, with any luck, the miracle of life will occur.
This is done by coercing a male donor to ejaculate into a small, tubular receptacle, usually a toothpaste tube. The tube is then smuggled into the cell via a food tray. The most common way to do this is by placing it within a hamburger bun at feed time.
The prospective mother will then insert the tube into her vagina and squeeze. Thus, with any luck, the miracle of life will occur.
by OB-GYN kanobe November 30, 2009
A term used in Rust.
This is the action of waiting outside of someone's base until they come out their door, then you kill them when they least expect it.
This is the action of waiting outside of someone's base until they come out their door, then you kill them when they least expect it.
by TheLadInABarnySuit July 28, 2021
Doorssssssss that open upward, KG. Take a look at mongolian talking sickness. These doors are usually found on a ricer.
Man, what did it cost to put lamborghini doors on your '86 CRX? About five times what the car is worth?
by Richard Munch December 01, 2004
What you find under French Knickers
by Fredster C June 13, 2008
by Dick donkey March 16, 2011
When your boyfriend (or male sex partner) has a member that is way bigger than your vagina. He tries to put it in but it won't fit without intense pain for both partners.
by Casey Jones the Player May 11, 2007