choad

the hood of a womans loins.some have outties others have choads, the fupa is a choad.

I GOT MY CHOAD LICKED. LICKING OF THE CHOAD. NOT CUNNINGLUS.

by TIFFYCA SHEROXU1 April 10, 2022

Choad in a Blanket

turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!

by the grim preacher January 2, 2017

Choad

An Asian with a very small penis.

Mr. PotatoHead, Micheal Helmcamp, is a choad

by Pu-tang_Slayer August 4, 2016

Dorsal Choad

An oversized fin shaped , flap of skin , (landing strip), connecting male or female anus to penis or vagina.

My dorsal choad is chafed and inflamed, Dr. Paul, please script me meds to shrink.

by Rivardary June 16, 2019

Choad

A jar of kindlin, or small sticks

Before Tommy went camping, he made sure to buy a jar of Choad to start his fire.

by firestarter2 October 9, 2020

Choad

A REALLY peng lassie

Check out the bod on that choad

by User_696969 May 7, 2020

toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019