Andrew

A tall redheaded hoe that tries to help others when he shouldn't be.

"I have a therapist named Andrew , but he really isn't helping me much"

by ShadowLuv101 September 22, 2018

Andrew

The nigga with the biggest dick at the party.

Man I wish I was Andrew. I’d let him fuck me!

by Juliiii_ November 21, 2021

Andrew

A stupid Jewish Man, who survived the Gas

Hey, did you hear? Andrew Survived the Gas

No Way!

by FAT COCK CAYDEN November 23, 2019

Andrew

The literal GOAT in any relationship. He will always have your back and is the nicest guy to be around. Once you meet him, he will be a friend you treasure for life. He's also the funniest guy wherever he goes and will make you laugh till you actually cannot breathe. Talented, athletic, good-looking, smart, funny, caring: what more could you want?

Is that THE Andrew? Thank you God for sending this cutie to please my eyes.

by Ay-Ay-Ronnie March 3, 2021

Andrew

Andrews are amazing guys. Very loud and energetic in public, these guys are almost always huge teddy bears once you get to know them. I have never not known an Andrew to not love hugs. Andrews can be very random. Sometimes they are very "manly" and love sports, fast cars, etc. Other times, Andrews will love to sit down and just cuddle. Almost every Andrew loves music in one way or another, most likely singing along to their favorite music, or making/playing music in a band or in school. Every Andrew plays an instrument. Andrews can also be very nerdy, and constantly obsessed with comic books, video games, and movies. All Andrews are also incredibly funny and quick-witted. They almost always have a joke or pun waiting to be used, even if its terrible. If you are ever lucky enough to date an Andrew, be prepared. They are very physical, and will almost immediately start with the constant hugging and cuddling. However, Andrews are normally gentlemen, with great manners. Some excellent ideas for a date with an Andrew is simply to stay in. Cuddle up and watch movies. Disney especially. Most Andrews struggle with self-doubt and occasionally depression. Be prepared to listen if they really need to vent. Also, try and give them enough attention, as their self-doubt can make them assume you dont care (which is never the case, hopefully). Overall, Andrews are incredibly kind, caring, funny, adorable guys, and you should consider yourself lucky to know one.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Andrew started dating?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!

Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...

by SaucySomebody October 25, 2019

Andrew

Andrew has a way with words, the charismatic type that can entice an entire crowd into both laughter and tears. He has a sensitive soul that radiates immense beauty wherever he goes, he is generous to those he loves and magnanimous to those who are less deserving. A natural born athlete, strong and courageous capable of anything he may desire, a legend in his own right.

These individuals are as rare as they get, the complete package you may say. He is noticed by many but only a few will be lucky enough to be notified by him, his heart is under lock & key he will see straight through inauthenticity and will only see real beauty in pure intention. If it is you he notices never let go, love wholeheartedly as in return he will give you a lifetime of happiness.

That guy Andrew is so funny!

by Just you and a Tesla May 24, 2022

Andrew

He is definitely NOT that guy. He, not him. Valorant addict. Mains chamber, but never MVP. Some might say he is a one half demon. Likes to flex but never use utility when needed. Known to hyperventilate when clutching. Claims he is sentinel main but never played killjoy ever. Increases entertainment value by 10000%.

“It’s only the first half, you’ll be an Andrew next half”
“Our Reyna is either a demon or an Andrew”

by Suzyyyy October 7, 2022