Andrew

An Andrew is a guy who is so sweet, kind-hearted, sexy, sexy smile, skinny but not unattractively skinny, has abs and will do anything to make you smile. Andrew will sit in an awkward kind of silence and just stare into your eyes with the CUTEST smirk ever, and make your heart feel so warm and full inside. Andrew is a "bad boy" but at the same time, he's a good boy. Andrew smokes and vapes. But at the same time is on his school's golf team and gets all A's. He is very respectful to his parents and elders and has great relationships with his friends.

Don't ever lose him if you get him... you'll regret it for the rest of your life :(
He would never do anything to hurt you!

I'm in love with Andrew

by someonenamedmolly September 14, 2020

Andrew

Andrew is a redneck and loves trucks and beer. He laughs like a naked mole rat and used to have a rat tail. He gets annoyed very easily and won't let you touch his goldfish.

Andrew, why did you get me in trouble in math class.

by Pepsi_Cola_7341 April 16, 2019

Andrewitis

A disease commonly contracted to those who have sex with Andrew.

Side effect include: psychotic behavior, prolonged attachment and booty growth.

May also contract CCD (Cock craving disorder)

Damn girl, do you have andrewitis? Because you're fucking crazy

by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018

Andrew

A guy who has the back of a head that feels like a peanut. Has Scoliosis when he does planks. But he’s a good boy.

Aye Andrew lemme grip that head

by Peanut legal May 26, 2021

Andrew

Hardest capper of all time, also goes by the name of Capdrew

Yo why u capping harder than Andrew

by PlzDontMuteMeImSorryBabe February 5, 2020

Andrew

Andrew might be the sweetest boy you’ve ever met. Usually plays sports and is a new kid. Andrew is the kinda guy you want to stay up all night with to talk to. You may even fall in love with him. He will be the north to your east and your west to your south. No matter how much you like him he will always like your best friend and for the rest of the year u probably won’t get over him. But here’s another problem your best friend is most likely going to like him back but will pretend she just likes him as a friend so she doesn’t hurt your feelings

I like Andrew so much but I think he likes my best friend.

Me and Andrew talked for hours last night.

Andrew is the sweetest boy I’ve ever met

by BUILT IN BEST FRIEND December 15, 2021

Andrew

Andrew is a person with a microschlong

Andrew, I saw your shlong, it is tiny!

by Trump's ushy gushy pussy September 8, 2021