assassinator

What one must say after punching someone in the back in Halo, generally followed by a quick session of teabagging.

It was 49-49 and I walked up to the laser tower, assassinated the guy charging his laser while exclaiming "assassinator", and teabagged him as the screen faded to black, giving us the victory.

by JJ3672 March 28, 2008

Assassynate

To viciously insult, cut down, or thoroughly dismiss someone in a highly camp, outrageous, and bitchy manner.

Shantay: "Did you see her new Manolo Blahnik's?"

Devyn: "Uh-huuuh..."

Shantay: "Bitch looks like she got 2 dead Liberace poodles stuck to her feet!"

Devyn: "Damn! Girl just got assassynated!"

by jamtoast January 12, 2011

poop shute assasin

a man who impregnates male or female ass holes without giving prior warning to the owner of the said ass hole

oops wrong hole ..... i.e. sorry pet I seem to have hit your poop shute...... that idiot was just a poop shute assasin

by shelly suck off October 25, 2009

digital assassination

1. When an adversary attempts to delete any and all proof that you exist from the internets.

2. Any move that includes the pressing of the delete button in order to snuff out an opponent.

3. An act of Digital Spring Cleaning, or the recreation of Strong Bad email #20.

U.S. Representative Todd Akin's staffers, members of Steaming Warm Turdgate, performed a weak sauce move by a cowardly digital assassination attempt on primary opponent Mark Lodes. The attempt was mitigated because the Steaming Warm Turdgate members were shortsighted, and didn't realize the sheer magnitude of effort required to complete the task, and instead fell far short of total digital assassination, removing only mention of Mr. Lodes from the Todd Akin Wikipedia page. The Steaming Warm Turdgate members had failed to hack into Mark's websites, other news agencies and radio/tv stations which had reported on his candidacy, and so the conspiracy to sweep the competition under the digital rug failed almost entirely.

by King of Leon September 16, 2011

anal assasain

while having sex with a girl, you make her get in the doggy style position then when she's moaning stab your dick into her anus and fuck her until she comes.

man call me the anal assasain, because that girl won't be sitting down for a week and she never saw it coming!

by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007

so cal assassins

a group of extremely narcissistic and annoying people in the southern california region, based mostly in the san pedro area and some of the surrounding south bay. basically everyone that tries to belong to the "so cal assassins" are just major douchebags who think they're better than everyone in the history of the world. they pretty much all need a good ass kicking and hopefully will one day realize what incredible fucktards they are.

how to spot a "so cal assassin":

-look for an annoyingly large and lifted truck, usually extremely loud and obnoxious

-a lot of tattooed losers driving them

-people who act like they are not racist, but most definately are, as one can blatently see by their iron cross tattoos and white power state of mind

-someone who does absolutely nothing with their life but try and be cooler than they actually are.

girl #1: hey did you see those loser "so cal assassins" guys driving around in their piece of shit car trying to give everyone dirty looks?

girl#2:yeah, they should really stop with that, its actually extremely embarassing if you ask me.

by ahemmmmm January 20, 2009

anal assasin

a homosexual activity, one in which gay men take turns fucking eachother in the ass, using no lube, the first on to cum in the others ass wins, the loser must clean the shit off the winners dick by licking it clean

wow look at Grim and Trusdle those guys totally play anal assasin all night i mean look at they way they're walking and they both have shit breath

by Broyle5k March 16, 2008