Top G Pose

A confident and humorous stance or pose, characterized by a playful but assertive demeanor. Typically used by those who think that they are players. However, that claim has no evidence in the conceivable universe, therefore, the person imitating the Top G Pose, is a fool, who gets no bitches.

Ahmed did the Top G Pose, what a fucking idiot

by HondaCivicEP2 February 12, 2023

Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.

Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.

by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014

Upside down Y pose

A pose men with scrotums do when it is a mild to hot day and it's sweaty in the nether regions, so that, therefore, before and after, they're ballsacks do not stick to their legs

"blimey mate, hot as fuck eh?"
"aye mate, doing the upside down Y pose, my balls sticky"
"mate, shave"

by Theyes69 December 16, 2021

i see a peng girl then i pose

WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD LOOKING GIRL AND YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD

mANS nOT HOt maNs cAN NeVer BE hOt I SEE A PENG GIRL THEN I POSE

by hARrINig yOUrmOuF November 8, 2017

swag pose

Three fingers (index/middle/ring) placed on the lower face often one finger placed on the nose, one on the top lip and one on the chin.

*peace sign pose*

"Oh I thought you was doing the swag pose then"

by Swagposequeen January 26, 2014

j-pose

when you pose like a J

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"

by Wild-Girls September 3, 2023

jack o pose

if your a kid please leave this page

the jack o pose is where a woman will lay on the floor and lift her ass up and it’s very sus

idk how to use jack o pose in a sentence so here’s an essay about grass

Grass, a humble yet essential part of our environment, covers vast expanses of land across the globe. The most common form of grass is composed of flexible stems that are usually slender, round, and hollow. Though not a flowering plant, grasses are responsible for producing seeds that can spread and reproduce by means of wind pollination.

by yryddtdiducguzfsryfkggc February 2, 2025