by Big Joe 81 December 19, 2010
Get the e-dawged mug.White suburban males who in high school smoked cigarettes in their mom’s garage, listened only to Pearl Jam, and try to recreate their high school glory days by drinking sub-par alcohol, attending too many concerts, puking on strangers at concerts, buying concert posters to decorate their man caves, holding annual men-only gatherings in the desert, and undervalue the women in their lives. While these men are productive members of society with good paying careers, they are still are victims of the “failure to launch” syndrome.
Look at that guy - a PBR in one hand and a perfectly stored concert poster in the other. If he had a third hand he’d grope an unsuspecting chick. Oh no…he just barfed on the girl in front of him. What a garage dawg.
by Miklovelka May 16, 2023
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a 10th grade history teacher who ever since getting engaged has gotten...eeeevil. she has on numerous occasions yelled at me/drew for random things that i cannot explain.
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colonal sanders: wrrrrrong again bobby. smed-dawgs are angry because of the medula engagata
by c-dav May 6, 2004
Get the smed-dawg mug.A really cool mofo with huge guns and no extra hair to hold him back. You don't mess around with people like this.
by Jay Marshall June 27, 2007
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