mistake

ella (this isn’t hate speech btw)

ella’s mother: u were a mistake

ella: ok

by wenusmonster January 14, 2023

Mistake

Someone who stereotypes everyone or is gay because its a trend and/or trys to make it so that everyone knows that. Etc

Insert name is a Mistake

by Somesalvadoran December 31, 2021

Mistake

Me.

Brent our son is a mistake,I know i hate him so much he so ugly he definitely not mine.

by Marcusisscary August 14, 2021

Mistake

You. You are a mistake. 🙂

You: mom, do you know of a mistake.
Mom: why yes honey.
You: when did it happen?
Mom: how old are you?

by CrazedFox December 10, 2018

Theory of Offsetting Mistakes

This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.

Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.

Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.

by Tim E Wastin August 26, 2013

Mistake

T3k_Lyc4n or aka Micheal

Micheal you’re the definition of a Mistake

by Bbggbbgg November 27, 2021

Mistake

Another word for Karen and Hater.

"I met a mistake today."

He was a big mistake, indeed.

by Mweh he he April 28, 2023