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Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)
A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
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while traditionally it mean Dad I'd Like to Fuck, it also means Dealer I'd Like to Fuck
my dealer is a dilf, yeah i said it
by beanthetrashman May 19, 2021
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chris perez, guitarist of los dinos, selena’s husband, and cute
man, chris perez is a real dilf, the things i’d let him do
by chris_perez_lover69 May 24, 2021
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Dilf is a word standing for the phrase Dad I’d Like (To) Fuck. Often used to describe attractive older mean mainly fathers or father figures (people who use this term are often pretty obnoxious)
Wow girl, your dads a dilf!! Let me eat a slice of that pie
by Dogballs 808 May 24, 2021
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a very attractive older male who happens to be a dad. him being a dad makes him more attractive. you want to fuck him. that’s why it’s called dad i’d like to fuck. u prolly have daddy issues if dilfs are the only thing u find attractive anymore.
“my pe teachers lookin kinda cute...”

lowkey dilf”
“daddy”
by dilflover45 May 29, 2021
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who's Toji Fushiguro?
DILF!!!!!!!!!
by ppet May 31, 2021
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