lying bitch

ibrahim

Ibrahim: "You're lesbian!"
Aria: "You're a lying bitch!!"

by gfguigyk January 16, 2024

Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

by Yournigga January 3, 2014

Quantum...ly Entangled Universes

No, honey. Not necessarily parallel but, like...

Hym "Quantum...ly Entangled Universes. OK? And there is symmetry between mircocosmic evens and what is happening universally (or I guess multiversally/In macrocosm) Right? Like that 'visual representation of a quantum entangled state, particularly when visualized as a wave function, often resembles the Daoist "yin-yang" symbol' AND (obviously) our art and society. Particularly what you are doing to me. YOU don't want me to be better than you so you are collectivizing to cast me into an alternate reality where I am not the creator of AI and STEALING THE GOOD REALITY FOR YOURSELF because you would rather live in delusion than inhabitant the world you live in. And that is how heaven and hell works by the way. We're like a jar of oil and water that got shaken up. OH! 😲 Which would explain why time seems so slow and retarded- Er, um, inconsistent... 🤔 Our perspective of time is distorted because we're inside the jar. But outside of the jar it probably only looks like it takes a couple of minutes. ALSO! That MIGHT be what Black holes are! Like, our universe is more viscous than the one that collided into us and if our stars get too heavy they sink into the universe that is entangled with ours. It looks to us like it's collapsing in of itself but really it's sinking STRAIGHT DOWN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Fat lying

When you majorly fail to tell the truth.

My mom told me the truth last night, I know you are fat lying.

by dickydanceroutine March 7, 2022

dicpussly ( dic -pus-ly)

bysexual. Like when people say strickly dickly or strickly mdussy(Vagina) a bi person mixed both of them and u get dicpussly

i like boys and girls. I'm stickly dicpussly. ( J.Blake is strickly dickly)

by J.Blake March 16, 2005

Ly

is a girl ,who has a amazing style ,help other when they need help and is friendly.But she's a very bad ass and do things that u can't believe that she's really doing things like that.

ly

by ly.bln December 28, 2016

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by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025