turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.

Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'

by McChuff January 28, 2024

Casey Pooing

The act of taking the biggest, most voluptuous shit to honour and please the deity known as Case Oh. These pieces of fecal matter can be of any varying height but must be at least 2 inches wide. This is so we can make it fat like Case Oh

A:Yo! It looks like someone is Casey Pooing!
B:Some cunt took a shit to honour a YouTuber?! That’s disgusting!

by DaPlonkBoi February 5, 2024

poo gooch

Poo- gooch (verb) handstand position in the shower, whilst legs are being spread by 2 willing participants, and a 3rd party pours shampoo in your gooch (frequently used by hockey boys)

“We went in the shower and he poo gooched me” he said grinning ear to ear.

by Dianna poon glampers February 5, 2024

poo poo male

A poo poo male is an individual of the male sex that enjoys consuming big poo content. Can be usually found browsing Youtube Kids.

You truly are a poo poo male, have my kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Every woman ever to the poo poo male

by poopoomale1 October 9, 2023

cheeky poo

Similar to a "cheeky wee," but occurs when you are unable to get to a proper restroom, in order to take a shit, while out in the woods

I needed to take a shit, but a restroom was nowhere to be found, so I ended up having to take a "cheeky poo" in the woods, down the road from my house

by Arekhon October 22, 2023

pooing a log

Taking a massive shit in a public space

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."

by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023

poo crease

Poo crease: noun. The thick, brown streak in your underwear when you have gassed so many times in a day from chili
Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.

John farted so many juicy sounding farts that he said he had a very wet poo crease in his under wear.

by Godivasports October 27, 2023