Fuck Chris

The Fuck Chris week will start October 3 Chris can’t do anything to you because its fuck Chris week

me: ITS FUCK CHRIS WEEK

chris: …

by ueiwskkdkekwlskdj September 4, 2023

Chris

Someone who loves a cookie, one would describe a Chris as a real Cookie Monster.

You see that guy, he is a real Chris with those chocolate chip cookies.

by Tpert July 6, 2025

Chris Rocked

Short for “Getting slapped by Will Smith”

You just got Chris Rocked!

by OpKingDimond March 30, 2022

chris

chris is so pretty and has brown eyes with curly hair but not to curly hes 15 and hes super funny and cute and dumb hes super handsome and i think hes super amazing

Chris is an amazing boyfriend
btw gud is better then good and mal sucks

by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022

Chris from south florida

Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel

Person 1: Yo you watch idiots in cars
Person 2: Yeah do you like chris from south florida

by UHhUhUHuHuhuhuhUHUHhUH June 7, 2022

Chris Cornell

Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!

Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.

by yall.already.know.who.i.am.uh. March 2, 2023

Chris Brown

To beat a woman.

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022