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michael (mike) reynolds

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018
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Michael

Doesn’t need a lot to be smart but takes a lot to be stupid
Michael is the wrong dune coon
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Michael Yang

Michael Yang, the king of the Yangzte Monkeys, better known as the Monkey King.
Did you hear about the Monkey King?
Huh? You mean Michael Yang!?
by ItzMrMike January 22, 2023
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Michael Jackson

“SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEEhehe
;)
A way to use the word Michael Jackson 1.Walk up to a random person and whisper hehe
2.Scream in public SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEE hehe ;)
3.Michael Jackson’s in my refrigerator
by The K PoP Stan bro is coolio November 11, 2021
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Michael Scott

The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.
Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.
by O' Chungus September 10, 2023
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Michael mulebach

I very LARGE person
“Ew that girl is hideous she look like Michael mulebach!”
by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024
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Michael Coutts

Someone who loves a good photo and durry
You guys see Michael Coutts last night couldn’t keep him away from the camera or the durrys cunts a fiend
by Browny342 June 23, 2019
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