by thatOneHornyDUDEinTheTeather November 2, 2023

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.
Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.
The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.
Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.
The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?
Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)
Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)
Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.
Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025

A typo that people make when they forget to take out the E in “make” to make “making” or replace the E with ing
Tom (writes a message to zoe): "I’m makeing tater tots for lunch."
Zoe (writes an answer): "Do you mean ‘making?’"
Zoe (writes an answer): "Do you mean ‘making?’"
by bluestinger66 December 4, 2022

When something makes you emotional, you can say that you're feeling emoticon/that it makes you emoticon, instead of "emotional".
Person 1: and yeah he was really rude to me.
Person 2: oh if someone's rude to me i'll kick them fr sjjssj but like i mean it's my anxiety that makes me emoticon
Person 2: oh if someone's rude to me i'll kick them fr sjjssj but like i mean it's my anxiety that makes me emoticon
by megisskinny April 2, 2018

Yeah, no, don't let that fucking Mexican back here until I get my money. I don't give a fuck what the Supreme Court says.
Hym "Hey, I didn't make you steal it, bitch. OK? I said 'I'm creating AI. If you steal it or try to steal it without paying me I will murder a child.' Dr. Jordan Peterson read all of that (and cried about it) and was actively using my work in his public speeches. And then he had 'the world's leading expert in AI' on his show the day after I rendered what he was saying about AI being unable to perceive UNTRUE. And with in a week we had usable AI that became part of the mainstream overnight. You're lucky I don't have an itchy trigger finger. So, I know at least one of you motherfuckers saw it. I told you not to fucking steal it. You stole it. I have yet to be credited or paid. The jig is up. It's time to shit or get off the pot. I'm not letting those overpaid cripples put a bulwark of lawyers up in front of me so they don't have to pay me. They did not give a fuck what the law says when they took it and they don't give a fuck if I stab your daughter, so, neither do I. They planned on stealing it and then hiding behind billions of dollars worth of lawyers and I'm not letting them do it and if you're going to then you might as well bring me a terminally ill kid for me kill because you're doing this to yourself at this point."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.
by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023
