by Dbuxns February 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man who will literally do anything to win over a woman, only hoping for successful results (none guaranteed) and rejecting any self respect just to stroke their ego, losing respect from any friend along the way.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
*Friends talking about their Simp friend*
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
by Whoopsie69696969 May 16, 2022
Get the Simpmug. 
Dude1: Gosh, Marco gifted a pokeball to a girl he just met and fell in love with a girl whom he has seen only two times.
Dude2: He's such a simp!
Dude2: He's such a simp!
by cloud_ishida July 5, 2020
Get the simpmug. A person who constantly tries to please someone else, usually a girl but doesn't achieve what he wants.
Thom Simpleton: Bro u a Simp, still trying with that girl?
Raul Pimpleton: Ain't a Simp like you I got to what I wanted with her.
Raul Pimpleton: Ain't a Simp like you I got to what I wanted with her.
by DuckIsSimpMaster August 11, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Smokeyv12 June 5, 2021
Get the Simpmug.