National best friends day

October 15th the day when you do things for you best friend to show you appreciate them and if the don’t interact back sorry but y’all are not real friends hope your October 15th is great

I hope Kiki interacts back on national best friends day because if she don’t we are real friends

by Unicorn.eat.glue October 10, 2019

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National fuck Patrick day

Where everyone named Patrick gets fucked mentally or physically and they don’t like it.

“Me”:hey guys u see Patrick over there let’s fuck him it’s national fuck Patrick day.

“Patrick”:oh shit todays national fuck Patrick day I gotta hide.

by Opfhsbs January 5, 2019

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February 9th is national oral sex day. Based on pagan religion it is best to celebrate your current romance with oral sex to christen your most recent winter solstice with sexual affection for your loved one.

I am busy today, celebrating NOSD (national oral sex day) the Pagan way with my man!

by NOSD! June 23, 2021

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National be-nice-to-Anwar Day

If you know a guy named anwar, you should be really nice to him on the first of December. As a traditional holiday, this day is officially recognized by the EU and therefore all EU-citizens must comply. Being nice includes: doing his laundry, giving him chocolate, cooking dinner for him, bringing him beer, giving him a nice hug, massaging his feet and giving him compliments. Other acts of kindness can be allowed, but only with explicit permission from anwar himself. Note: backhanded compliments that target his hairline are NOT allowed.

Hej jackie, I cant come over today, because it is National be-nice-to-Anwar Day and I am currently massaging his beautiful feet.

by Anwarsito November 28, 2019

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