Thug Meat

The biggest blackest cock to ever be seen.

"Damn nigga, he got a Thug Meat!"

by Riffels October 22, 2015

Up Meat

When a Male has an erection.

Person A: Why is Joey holding his binder over his pants?
Person B: He has Up Meat

by Hoe_Ass_Bitch__ May 18, 2018

meat blunt

Filthy sounding slang for a single Slim Jim eaten by multiple people in sequence.

The way you two are passing that Slim Jim around makes it look like a meat blunt.

by rurikloderr October 9, 2016

Meat Shield

A fagboi that runs in front of another player to give them more of a chance to not die.

"That meat shield faggot."

by Goder555 August 10, 2016

Meat-cute

The first time a couple has hot, steamy sex. Especially when done in some adorable circumstance, like in an abandoned cabin in the forest in the middle of the night.

"Tell me about you and Albert's meat-cute!"

"Oh, it was the best. We did it in the backseat of hid buddy's tour van! His friend up all over me too!"

"Oh."

by BigAssDickMan September 23, 2021

meat wagon

The Caribbean word for a hearse.

I saw the meat wagon drive by, followed by police cars and motorcycles.... there must have been a funeral today.

by Boopsie_boo October 21, 2013

'tween meat

The section between a man's balls and asshole.

She was surprised at his reaction when she licked his 'tween meat.

by JDfool July 26, 2012