WORLD'S BEST BEST GRANDPA!!!

Often referred to as NTJ (Naked towel Jason), Grandpa J, Papa Johns, J Pops, Towel Jason, and J man. He is someone who carries a towel 24/7 and believes beddings such as a pillow and blanket is overrated. He sleeps with little or no clothing. He LOVES to sing opera in the bathroom, especially La Donna È Mobile. From the outside he looks like a bamboo stick, however, he is even more of a bamboo stick on the inside. He has an AMAZING jawline, it gives everyone a paper cut just by looking at it. His iconic style often includes a casual button up shirt (the top button must be buttoned up), khaki pants, and thick converse.

"Wanna go g it with the world's best best grandpa!!!?" - Wise friend
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend

"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person

by Universally Handsome Man July 20, 2022

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New World Disorder

Conspiracy of a secret society of the world’s most richest and powerful. They seek to dramatically reduce world population and destroy freedom and justice and rights for all human beings. They seek to degrade and dumb down society and take away peoples liberties without people even realizing it. They are Satanists and devote their lives to evil and control. It is integrated in their secret satanic religion. They want full control over all other humans and a one world government which they will control like a puppet master. They seek to pacify people and keep them brainwashed and asleep. See: sheeple

Currently, All of the peoples of the World are asleep and living within a Matrix that is called the New World Disorder.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 21, 2021

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