Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010

Grover Cleveland Steamer

When 2 guys DP a trash barrel whore and after pulling out scat on her chest.

Laura wanted it so bad after that non-profit event that Frank and Mike gave her a Grover Cleveland Steamer she'll never forget.

by soyparty August 29, 2014

Silicon Valley Steamer

Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.

The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.

"Did you hear Jim got fired"

"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."

by RazorRay May 29, 2015

Prickly Cleveland Steamer

When you're strapped to a bed of nails and your woman drops a hot steamy deuce on your chest

Martha is about to give Bob a Prickly Cleveland Steamer

by Hairy_Cockness_Monster June 12, 2015

white chocolate steamer

When a white raper gives a cleaveland steamer.

Ooooooo dawg I gave that girl a white chocolate steamer

by Diddlewood September 3, 2016

Sittin on Steam

A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.

Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.

by LMcCann2097 October 5, 2017

cream n steam

Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.

Hey, what's all that jizz on the floor by the dryer?Did you just give my clothes a cream n steam

by Pony tank 69 July 14, 2019